I’m too big

Tonight Jif was funny, this is how the night went:
Dad: “Ok, it’s time for scripture study”
Jif: “I’m too big for scriptures”
Dad: “now it’s time for a prayer.”
Jif: I’m too big for a prayer”.
Mom: “It’s time to take your medicine”
Jif: “No thank you. I don’t’ want medicine anymore”
Mom: “Let’s read a story on the couch”
Jif “I don’t want to go to sleep on the couch!  I want to sleep with Reese!”
Mom: “You can sleep in your room with Reese, but let’s read a book on the couch first”.
Jif “I just want to pop in bed"